Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, will you marry me?

The Princess said, No!!!

and the Prince lived happily ever after!

and rode motorcycles

and banged skinny long-legged big-****** broads

and hunted

and fished

and raced

and went to naked bars

and dated women half his age

and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan

and never heard *****ing

and never paid child support or alimony

and banged cheerleaders

and kept his house

and guns

and ate spam and potato chips and beans

and blew enormous farts

and never got cheated on while he was at work

and all his friends and family thought he was freekin’ cool as hell

and he had tons of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

What a beautiful Story!!!!!!

Brings a tear to my eye........