A male fairy tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, will you marry me?
The Princess said, No!!!
and the Prince lived happily ever after!
and rode motorcycles
and banged skinny long-legged big-****** broads
and went to naked bars
and dated women half his age
and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan
and never heard *****ing
and never paid child support or alimony
and banged cheerleaders
and kept his house
and ate spam and potato chips and beans
and blew enormous farts
and never got cheated on while he was at work
and all his friends and family thought he was freekin’ cool as hell
and he had tons of money in the bank
and left the toilet seat up.
What a beautiful Story!!!!!!
Brings a tear to my eye........