service tech goes to heaven
A hvac tech dies on a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band.
Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says “Congratulations!”
“Congratulations for what?” asks the tech.
“Congratulations for what?” says Saint Peter. “We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.”
“But that’s not true,” says the tech. “I only lived to be forty.”
“That’s impossible,” says Saint Peter, “we added up your time sheets!”
IV IV IX
use your head for something other than a hat rack.......Gerry
10mm, because it's better than .45acp
Originally a lawyer joke.
Problem is, there is more truth to that than we would like to admit...
Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.
Officially, Down for the count
YOU HAVE TO GET OFF YOUR ASS TO GET ON YOUR FEET
It was working when I left...
Liberalism-Ideas so good they mandate them