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  1. #1
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    Viagra Marketing Slogans

    Viagra Marketing Slogans

    The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.


    The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.


    About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.


    The top ten:


    10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!


    9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.


    8. Viagra, Like a rock!


    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.


    6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.


    5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.


    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.


    3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!


    2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!


    1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs.
    JUST A LITTLE CLOSER AND THE LITTER BOX IS ALL MINE!

  2. #2
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    As everyone knows, drugs have brand names and generic names. For instance, the generic name of Advil is Ibuprofen and Tylenol is Acetaminophen. Any guess as to the generic name for Viagra? It's Mycoxadril.

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