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    The Bacon Tree

    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

    "Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "

    With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the
    distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon
    ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"

    "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

    "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
    bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

    And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
    metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up,
    and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his
    dying breath....

    "Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

    "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

    "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....
    Ees....
    Ees...


    Ees...Ees...

    Ees...

    Ees.... a ham bush...."

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    even the other puns are groaning at that one.
    Col 3:23


    questions asked, answers received, ignorance abated

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    Do not, I repeat, do not quit your Day Job. LOL
    If you really know how it works, you have an execellent chance of fixin' er up!

    Tomorrow is promised to no one...

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    LOL at the ham-bush!!

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