Guts: It takes guts to come home after a night out with the boys drunk and beligerant only to be assaulted by your wife with a broom, only to respond with, "Were you just cleaning the house or was you gonna fly somewhere?"




Balls: That's when you come home after a night out with the boys. You're drunk, you smell like a french whore, you have lipstick on your shirt collar, and you slap the ole lady on the ass and say "Your Next"