Hey, My Sympathies,
I hope this helps.
Temps are high,
Customers are bitcin,
And Manual J, has gone Missin..
Trying to keep cool by stripping down to your speedo's,
Now that the outside temp is over 1 plus 2 zeros,
How come we can't find all our load calc Heros?
The "Cover Your Ass" guys are looking pretty smart,
Sizing your system is less science, and more of an ART,
And throwing out your laptop is a good place to start.
(or; get Tedkidd to make your house so tight, you come back in two weeks and still smell your Fart)
Most of your customers who are truly in need,
Will be happy as clams with a brand new Two Speed,
And then. No mater what happens, they have the capacity they need.
Sell them two air conditioners at the same time,
And they will be comfortable all of the time.
Save them your load calc dog and pony show, and save yourself some time.
Just look em in the eye and read them this rhyme.
AC BAD DOG[/QUOTE]
Copy + Paste, everywhere.
Funny as all get out.