At The ball game
Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Houston TX
    Posts
    873

    At The ball game

    Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox game.

    Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly
    Behind them, one of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says
    Something to the president. Barack stares at the guy, looks at
    Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently.

    The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from
    The owner of the team down to the bat boy. And...the fans would love
    It!"

    So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people
    Want."

    He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants,
    And drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up
    Kicking, swearing, and screaming -- and the crowd goes wild,
    Cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

    Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says,
    "You were right, I would have never believed that!"

    Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what is
    Wrong.

    The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first
    PITCH!"
    Once in a while everything falls into place and I am able to move forward, most of the time it just falls all over the place and I can't go anywhere-GEO

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Helena, Montana
    Posts
    2,126
    NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!
    Don't worry zombies are looking for brains, you're safe...

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Comfortech Show Promo Image

Related Forums

Plumbing Talks | Contractor Magazine
Forums | Electrical Construction & Maintenance (EC&M) Magazine
Comfortech365 Virtual Event