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  1. #1
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    Jan 2005
    Houston TX
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    At The ball game

    Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox game.

    Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly
    Behind them, one of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says
    Something to the president. Barack stares at the guy, looks at
    Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently.

    The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from
    The owner of the team down to the bat boy. And...the fans would love

    So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people

    He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants,
    And drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up
    Kicking, swearing, and screaming -- and the crowd goes wild,
    Cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

    Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says,
    "You were right, I would have never believed that!"

    Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what is

    The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first
    Once in a while everything falls into place and I am able to move forward, most of the time it just falls all over the place and I can't go anywhere-GEO

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    Feb 2007
    Helena, Montana
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    Don't worry zombies are looking for brains, you're safe...

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