Some of my certifications include:
Getting burned with molten brazing alloy and flux certification
Getting shocked certification
Getting poked in the top of the head with a piece of threaded rod while climbing a ladder certification
Inhaling phosgene gas certification
Absorbing copious amounts of carcinogens and solvents through your skin certification
Being blinded by the sun on a white rubber roof in July certification
Getting stung by wasps and bit by spiders certification
Slipping and falling on a wet roof first thing in the morning and busting your @$$ certification.
Getting cut with sheet metal certification
Have to call the wife and let her know you’re working late because your job got rained on and now you’re 3 hours behind schedule so you won’t be able to make the dinner reservation you’ve had for a week certification.