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  1. #1
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    Holy cow!

    I was talking with my ex-husband the other day, and he has a new girlfriend that is 20 YEARS OLD!

    Oops, did I forget to mention that he is 46?!

    I'm really happy for him, because now he probably won't bug me so much to get back together. I'm 28, and he informed me that I'm the "older model" and he wanted a "younger model"! ROFLMAO

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    Mid life crisis huh?

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    Hell die of a heartattack

    with a smile on his face.......
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

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    OH, heres a comeback.

    On the occasion of my 80th birthday, I told my ex-wife I was going to marry a 20 year old girl and asked what she thought about that?

    She said on the occasion of HER 80th birthday she was gonna marry a 20 yr old boy- "AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT JACK..... 20 goes IN to 80 ONEHELLUVALOTMORE than 80 goes IN to 20!!!!!!
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

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    Being dumpped like that was hard on you. What is funny is you posted it.

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    tuesday, you have that totally wrong! I divorced him last year! LOL

    And I really wouldn't care if she was only 18!

    I just found it a little amusing, that's all!

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    Originally posted by tuesday
    Being dumpped like that was hard on you. What is funny is you posted it.
    If this is towards the OP...

    She didn't get dumped, she left the A$$hole!

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    LOL, you must remember a few of my stories jultzya!

    Really, I wish him all the best. Which is pretty amazing, given our past history! He sells cars, and he told me a long time ago (we were still married) that I was just a "lease" and my "residual value" was not so good.

    How amusing!

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    Unfortunately I remember ALL the stories of what that XXXX has done to you.

    The XXXX is because I can't say how I really feel towards him on this site. You know as well as me I'd be in deep trouble for doing so!

    The "A" comment was being nice.

    I'd say your residual value went SKY HIGH after you got rid of that trash!

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    Originally posted by kgouker

    He sells cars

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    Well now, that is very telling.
    No reserve. No retreat. No regrets.

    For those who have fought for it, freedom has a sweetness the protected will never know.

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    When the math professor's wife returns home from work, she finds an envelope on the living room table. She opens it and finds a letter from her husband:

    My dearest wife,

    We have been married for nearly thirty years, and I still love you as much as on the day I proposed. You must realize, however, that you are now 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I very much hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I'm in a hotel room with an 18-year-old freshman girl from my calculus class. I'll be home before midnight.

    Your husband, who will never stop loving you.

    When the professor returns from the hotel shortly before midnight, he also finds an envelope in the living room. He opens it and reads:

    My beloved husband,

    You may recall that you, too, are 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I thus hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I am in a hotel room with the 18-year-old pool boy.

    Your loving wife.

    P.S. As a mathematician, you are certainly aware of the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't stay up and wait for me.
    73% of Americans say that illegal immigration is a problem. The other 27% say, "No habla inglis!"

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    This is funny stuff. I don't think you have to wish him the best. He is already getting it.

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    So jultzya, when are you and Krista going to tie the knot?

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