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    I was in the Family Dollar store and they had big afro wigs for sale for Halloween.

    So I bought one. I walked into the bookkeepers office and she of course laughed when she saw it. She called to the office manager,"hey, how do you like Jerry in an afro--come here look." By the time the office manager entered the room I had NO wig on. I said, "what afro?"

    later on the bookkeeper came into my office to use the fax machine. Wig go on. I hear the office manager walking by the wig comes off.

    So only the bookkeeper will see me in this afro. It will drive her nuts.


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    booooored???????

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    Maybe the bookkeeper is not the crazy one...

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    Picture, please..
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    It's later than you think.

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    Poor

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    She probably never saw a real one, how many brothers up there in Beenington....3 or 4?
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    Originally posted by Diceman
    She probably never saw a real one, how many brothers up there in Beenington....3 or 4?

    In the entire State it is .50% of the total population. If you count me, in my afro, then it is .75% of the pop. I should get all of the Federal contracts around here. Ain't this affirmative action?

    The total population of the State according to the 2004 census is 621,934



    [Edited by benncool on 10-06-2005 at 06:24 PM]

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    Races in Bennington:
    • White Non-Hispanic (96.3%)
    • Hispanic (1.0%)
    • Two or more races (1.0%)
    • American Indian (0.7%)
    • Black (0.6%)

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    Originally posted by madeinusa
    Races in Bennington:
    • White Non-Hispanic (96.3%)
    • Hispanic (1.0%)
    • Two or more races (1.0%)
    • American Indian (0.7%)
    • Black (0.6%)
    Hmmm... I never seen those numbers. State wide the Black pop. is .5% Here in Bennington it could be .6%. "We are getting overrun I tell ya."

    Actually the black people who live in Vermont are, like me, transplants. They are engineers, doctors and lawyers who could survive anywere but chose to live here. And, of course, they are assets to the community.

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    what I can't get is your wife. I mean don't she get mad when your flirting with the help like that?

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    Originally posted by Dowadudda
    what I can't get is your wife. I mean don't she get mad when your flirting with the help like that?

    Maybe, if he is flirting with the help, his wife is better off because she knows where he is and he isn't pestering her.

    Fred

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    Quote:

    Actually the black people who live in Vermont are, like me, transplants. They are engineers, doctors and lawyers who could survive anywere but chose to live here. And, of course, they are assets to the community. [/QUOTE]


    yeh bet they don't speak e bonics



    [Edited by pjs on 10-06-2005 at 10:52 PM]

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    Somebody wanted a picture? "Who, me worry?"


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