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  1. #14
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    So you are telling me that I shouldn't wait for YOU?

    (Big sigh.....)


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    Originally posted by doglips
    When the math professor's wife returns home from work, she finds an envelope on the living room table. She opens it and finds a letter from her husband:

    My dearest wife,

    We have been married for nearly thirty years, and I still love you as much as on the day I proposed. You must realize, however, that you are now 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I very much hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I'm in a hotel room with an 18-year-old freshman girl from my calculus class. I'll be home before midnight.

    Your husband, who will never stop loving you.

    When the professor returns from the hotel shortly before midnight, he also finds an envelope in the living room. He opens it and reads:

    My beloved husband,

    You may recall that you, too, are 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I thus hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I am in a hotel room with the 18-year-old pool boy.

    Your loving wife.

    P.S. As a mathematician, you are certainly aware of the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't stay up and wait for me.

    Mines funnier with less words.
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

  3. #16
    54 into 18... he's screwed (literally).

    18 into 54... so she got 3-18 yr olds to even things out!

  4. #17
    Originally posted by madeinusa
    So jultzya, when are you and Krista going to tie the knot?
    What says we haven't?

    Oh... you mean as in marriage.

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    Originally posted by jultzya
    Originally posted by madeinusa
    So jultzya, when are you and Krista going to tie the knot?
    What says we haven't?

    Yeah, that's sorta what I was reading in between the lines here.

    Have to give it to the guy that has that sixth sense and good body language reading ability.

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    Originally posted by kgouker
    So you are telling me that I shouldn't wait for YOU?

    (Big sigh.....)

    I don't know if the board is ready to listen to the posts describing another one of your boyfriends waling away in tears because I stole you from him.

  7. #20
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    jultzya, you are ruining my "good girl" reputation here!

    You tell him the truth - we have never even met! LOL

  8. #21
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    Too late, the cat is out.

  9. #22
    But we do have plans... that are just around the corner.

    REMEMBER?!?!

  10. #23
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    I've only met one person from here, and it wasn't jultzya!

    And NO, I'm NOT telling who!

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    Originally posted by kgouker
    I've only met one person from here, and it wasn't jultzya!

    And NO, I'm NOT telling who!
    I bet he is your present boyfriend also, and that is why you are hanging here so much.

    See I am right again aren't I?

  12. #25
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    Not even close at all! You are not even in the "warm" category!

    I've been on a lot lately because I just got a raise at work, and all of my accounts are getting switched around. I'm kind of in a lull until I get my new listings.


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    Originally posted by kgouker
    Not even close at all! You are not even in the "warm" category!
    I bet I could get in the "warm" category.

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