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  1. #27
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    Using sh*t for sense.
    Looks worse than a rag on a goats ass.

    Slap you so hard you momma won't know you
    Hit you so hard you can stand on wednesday and see both sides of sunday.
    went out to set the world on fire and left your matches at home. Raining cats and dogs
    Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back

  2. #28
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    How now, brown cow?

    Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger with the crabs.

    If you can't fix it, f*ck it!

  3. #29
    busier than a cat coverin ****.

    rainin pitchforks and niggxx babies

    sweatin like a niggxx on election day

    that makes my ass crave barbed wire

    hornier than a ten peckered billygoat

  4. #30
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    it only takes ONE rock to lose an eye.


  5. #31
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    Dad's most common......

    gotta pee like a racehorse

    well dont DO that if it hurts

    Smash another finger harder and that one wont hurt as bad

    If ya don't do nuthin, ya don't do nuthin wrong.



    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

  6. #32
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    Dirty hands make clean money.

    A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.

    Always to court and never to wed is the happiest life that ever was led.

    A creaking gate never breaks.

  7. #33
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    If your not the lead dog the view never changes

    Don't walk in if you can't walk out.

    Hotter than the hubs of hell





    "Paddle faster, I hear banjo music"

  8. #34
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    "Better than a sharp stick in the eye"

    "Not the sharpest tool in the shed"

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