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Thread: Old Sayings
10-02-2005, 12:17 PM #14Originally posted by billygoat22
That was just so common, even when I was a kid. There was
a niggxx knob on the steering wheel
Where'd you get that coat? "Stole it off a dead niggxx"
Then my dad, always his favorite curse was "Why you cotton picker!" I didn't figure that one out for years. And Jew and Polock, and Itallian, and Mexican slams as a part of everyday conversation. I'm glad those days are long gone.My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
10-02-2005, 02:24 PM #15
My dad was the same way Spotts. Only thing is that he never meant any disrespect for anyone and we were always exposed to many races of peoples that my dad brought home from work for dinner and sometimes to spend the night.
I didn't realize that such racial terms were "offensive" till I got into junior high school. My fiance still cringes over being called a "Jew broad" now and then, even though she adores my dad. He just never thought of these terms as being offensive.Government is a disease......masquerading as its own cureEcclesiastes 10:2 NIV
10-02-2005, 07:00 PM #16
Be prepared !
Slow as Christmas
Hey, slow like a frog walking
hoo, your feet don't fit no limb
Your so ugly you would make a frieght train back up a dirt road.
If ugly was a crime you would be on death row.
Rooster Boot Texas , population I think with all the rednecks about 600..
And you should have slapped the doctor; when you were born and told him to put you back for another couple of months.
10-02-2005, 07:38 PM #17Regular Guest
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Not that I am an oldie, but I picked up a lot from hangin around my dad the "mechanic" in the garage.
"That's as helpfull as a fu$% in the ass"
"I can use that like a hole in the head"
"rode hard and put up wet"
"better than a two dollar hoar"
Are these oldies or just dirty old mechanic lingo?
10-02-2005, 08:10 PM #18
I used to work with a older guy doing hvac before I started with my dad. He had all kinds of sayings. My favorite was "Its hotter than 2 rats ****in in a wool sock".Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
10-02-2005, 08:40 PM #19
Tighter than Dicks hat band...
"Value our Differences"
10-02-2005, 08:45 PM #20
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.Karst means cave. So, I search for caves.
10-04-2005, 08:47 PM #21
Hotter than a pail full of red ants
Darker than a stack of black cats
Colder than a well digger's boot
10-05-2005, 02:12 PM #22Professional Member
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colder than a well diggers ass
colder than a witches tit
tatter chunk down the road
dumber than a post
busy'r than 3 legged man in an ass kicken contest
10-05-2005, 02:49 PM #23
ain't worth a pinch of coon****
she walks like two bobcats in a burlap bag
(by the way, "You can't tell yer arse from a hole in the ground." was first said on a golf course.)
10-05-2005, 04:57 PM #24Regular Guest
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Don't eat the yellow snow.
10-05-2005, 06:31 PM #25
Lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
Like shootin fish in a barrel
Tighter than an ant's ass stretched over a rain barrel
10-05-2005, 09:15 PM #26
"You don't have to keep running after you already caught the bus."
My wife just loves that one!!!!R2B4BTU