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  1. #14
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    Well, lets take a guess, the clock on the stove says 12:27 so either your home for lunch, or just at home watching Maury Povich reruns...

  2. #15
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    The deep, dark truth about Spam.

    Ingredients:
    Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added.
    Salt (for binding, flavour, and firmness)
    Water (to help in mixing)
    Sugar (for flavour)
    Sodium Nitrite (for colour and as a preservative)
    Yum yum!

    Nutrition Information For SPAM (original style):
    Calories Per Serving: 170
    Calories Per Serving From Fat: 140
    Serving Size: 2 oz.
    Servings Per Container: 6 (large) or 3.5 (small)
    Total Fat: 16g
    Saturated Fat: 6g
    Cholesterol: 40mg
    Sodium: 750mg
    Total Carbohydrates: 0g
    Fiber: 0g
    Sugars: 0g
    Proteins: 7g
    Vitamin A: 0%
    Vitamin C: 0%
    Calcium: 0%
    Iron: 2%
    Deee-licious!

    Nifty Spam Trivia!
    By World War II, Hormel had sold twenty thousand tons of Spam. Then, during the wartime meat rationing, Spam got popular...
    If all the cans of Spam ever eaten were put end-to-end, they would circle the globe at least ten times.
    In the U.S. alone, 3.8 cans of Spam "are consumed every second"(assuming SPAM is eaten 24 hours a day, 365.25 days a year).
    Senator Robert Byrd of West Viginia eats a sandwich of SPAM and mayonnaise on white bread three times a week.
    Residents of Hawai'i eat an average of four cans of SPAM per person per year, more than in any other place on Earth (Elsewhere in the Universe, who knows?).
    By 1959, a billion cans of SPAM had been sold. The two billion mark was hit in 1970, followed by three billion in 1980, four billion in 1986, and five billion in 1993. That's a lot of SPAM!
    In Korea, SPAM is sold in stylish presentation gift boxes of nine cans each. SPAM stolen from army PXs can be found on the Korean black market. And there are Korean imitations called Lo-Spam, Dak, Plumrose, and Tulip, to ensure that no one need go without.
    Nikita Krushchev once credited SPAM with the survival of the WWII Russian army. ''Without SPAM, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army,'' he said.
    SPAM is sold in over 99% of U.S. grocery stores.
    The SPAM luncheon meat trademark is registered in 93 countries.
    Over 60 million people in the U.S. eat SPAM.
    SPAM is made in two U.S. locations - Austin, Minnesota, and Fremont, Nebraska - and seven other countries: England, Australia, Denmark, Phillipines, Japan, Taiwan, and South Korea.
    In 1989, the U.S. armed forces bought 3.3 million pounds of SPAM.
    Over 141 million cans of SPAM are sold worldwide each year.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


  3. #16
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    You could've just said:

    CLICK HERE.


  4. #17
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    True, but I wanted to "spam" this thread
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


  5. #18
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    I hope you guys are happy. Now I have that monty python song stuck in my head.

    "If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a KA." - Albert Einstein

    It's later than you think.

  6. #19
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    Originally posted by 2hot2coolme
    Well, lets take a guess, the clock on the stove says 12:27 so either your home for lunch, or just at home watching Maury Povich reruns...
    Wrong. It was 12:27 a.m. I was drunk.

    No matter how rich or poor I would still eat fried Spam. Nothing better.

  7. #20
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    I call mine "Little Elvis" and I use my right hand.

    OH!!!! MEAT and EAT!!!

    It's called Spam and I don't like Spam

    http://www.detritus.org/sounds/real/spam-skit.ra

    Man: You sit here, dear.
    Wife: All right.
    Man: Morning!
    Waitress: Morning!
    Man: Well, what've you got?
    Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
    Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
    Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
    Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
    Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
    Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
    Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
    Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
    Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
    Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
    Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
    Waitress: Urgghh!
    Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
    Wife: I don't like spam!
    Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
    Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
    Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
    Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

    [Edited by otto on 09-30-2005 at 07:27 AM]
    R2B4BTU

  8. #21
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    dipped in egg, then crackers, and fried.....mmmm good.

  9. #22
    I'm not getting it. Why do you all eat SPAM? Can you not just hit the delete button and get rid of it or use your SPAM filter. Stop posting things over my head

  10. #23
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    I use to fry slices of it with cheese on it .......then just add mustard mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Girlfriend wants nothing to do with it lol.

  11. #24
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    Top of your stove looks just like mine.....

    pure hot sauce!
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

  12. #25
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    won't eat any meat from a can. love scrapple and pork roll though, think both involve a pig and a blender.

  13. #26
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    Originally posted by mattm

    No I don't put the fiber stuff on it for flavoring.

    I just apreciate seeing someone else that likes all kinds of hot sauce. What no DAVE'S. Have never tried Slap Yo mama

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