Daddy Long legs
• A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
• He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
• Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
• Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
• He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
• He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
• 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
• 'They're mating,' her father replied.
• 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
• a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
• 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
• As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
• 'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.
• 'Well", she said, "that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that sh$$ in Texas."
Don't worry zombies are looking for brains, you're safe...