Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walks by and asks what they were doing.
We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Sven, 'but we don't have a ladder.
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches, and walked away.
Ole shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
Sven and Ole are currently working for the United States Government.
I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.
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