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    Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.


    A woman walks by and asks what they were doing.

    We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Sven, 'but we don't have a ladder.

    The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches, and walked away.


    Ole shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'


    Sven and Ole are currently working for the United States Government.
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