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    I went to McDonalds and they tried to rip me off by charging me 50 cents too much for a big Mac. I moved some old tires out of the way and went up on the roof and shut off their A/C unit. Next day I went back and some punk ass kid had put the tires back and turned the A/C back on.
    I moved the tires again and was headed up on the roof to shut off the unit....... again. Just then some gray haired old lady, who was working the counter to supplement her SS income, called me down to the stock room.
    She had some awesome bud and we did a number in the walk in cooler. Then she started dancing backwards into me, it was weird. So, I left the unit on and .................................................. ................ well the rest doesn't matter.
    Was I wrong??
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    There were old tires at McDonalds?






















    PA What a mess!

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    LOL I did get mad in a strip joint a while back and when I was leaving I pulled the fuses out and left with them.

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    Sounds like you did exactly the right thing Dice. We are all proud of you and stand behind you 100% of the way. By the way, you forgot to blame Bush for this problem.
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    ...masquerading as its own cure…
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    Old gray haired McDonald women are awesome.

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    next time order from the dollar menu

    and then give it to the old lady again


    make the goat and snowman watch

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    Did you give her the donkey punch?

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    Hummmm ......well that tells it all. Now dice I bet you didnt inhale just like Clinton. I kinda have a differant perspective now but thats ok lol.

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    hope you did her

    Right on top of the BIG MACS.

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    Yeah, right!

    But it was a good story & you told it so well.
    WHY?

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    Dice;

    You need help serious help.


    Yes you were wrong:

    especially about the "old lady" what was she 2 or 3 years older than you

    Admit it you liked it you old fart

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    Dice

    Please send Bud.
    Be safe not fast. body parts don't grow back

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    Originally posted by Diceman
    he had some awesome bud and we did a number in the walk in cooler. Then he started dancing backwards into me, it was weird. So, I left the unit on and .............................. well the rest doesn't matter.
    Was I wrong??
    So you got the "special sauce", lettuce and cheese. Nice going Dice. I always figured you were that way. Next timde try Subways, I believe they got a meatball or two for you on their whole white buns. they'll rvrn give you crusty cheese if you ask for it.

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