Light Bulb Moment!
An office worker wanted a couple of days off, her boss said no.
She thought, I'm going to have to do something to show that I am to stressed and need the time off.
So, she decided to hang upside down from the ceiling.
Her blonde co-worker asked her what she was doing. The first one explained, "I'm pretending to be a lightbulb."
The boss comes in and asks her what she's doing, she tells him she's a light bulb.
The boss says, "You are too stressed, take a couple of days off."
As she walks out the door, the blonde gets up and follows her out.
The boss asks, "Where are you going?"
THe blonde answers, "I can't work in the dark ..."