A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and
was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young,
lovely thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her
husband stopped her with these words... "Before you
leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.
Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and
tired, I offered her a ride.
She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some
of the roast you had forgotten about in the
refrigerator.
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your
shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style.
She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater
you never wore even once because the color didn't suit
you.
Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours
that you don't fit into anymore.
Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused
and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife
doesn't use anymore?'
..."And so, here we are!"