I'm in over my head!

[RoBoTeq]

I am not sure that I will survive the night folks. I was given the oportunity to go elsewhere tonight but I thought I could tough it out.

Lisa is having a sleepover of all women family members for her daughters 22nd birthday. (NO! Don't even go there, there is no one here like that!)

Anyway, I can hear them cackling downstairs while I hide in my office. I will be sleeping on the upstairs porch outside of my office while my bedroom is invaded by perfumy and other unnaturally smelling females. It will have to be fumagated tommorow.

Anyway, I do need to make an appearance for dinner, which is going to be some girly, diet thing, I'm sure.

They are going to play games and tell stories and I had to promise not to shoot my weapons from the upstairs porch.

Everytime one of my Amish neighbors goes by I hear "that's just so cuuuutttteee!" coming from the delighted city dwellers downstairs.

PRAY FOR ME.

[bootlen]

There's not a motel with a sports bar nearby? Some good games on tonight.

[vmc1161]

Originally posted by RoBoTeq
Everytime one of my Amish neighbors goes by I hear "that's just so cuuuutttteee!" coming from the delighted city dwellers downstairs.

PRAY FOR ME.

Why, Do you shoot a moon everytime those poor old amish folks pass by.

[dec]

after the second sentence it went down hill....dam

[hvacguy1075]

RoBo
Just shut up and say yes mam and every thing will be just fine. I THINK.

[RoBoTeq]

Good advice from all. I am not a sports type of guy and besides, the only bar anywhere near me is in a little town 15 miles away and is always filled with Harleys. Nothing against bikers, just don't know much about stock car racing either.

[simpleman]

After dinner slowly get up out of the chair and grab your back and make a few grunts and moans.

Be for long you will be getting a body massage from those sweet smelling ladys and heck if none of them appears to you and that manner,you could always close your eye and drift off if you know what I mean.

Just make sure you stay on your belly so you dont give it away.

[rob10]

Don't lose your internet connection. We are your only lifeline. I'm sure Dice and James will be along shortly to offer you some male testosterone driven support!! MAYBE

[Edited by rob10 on 09-10-2005 at 10:09 PM]

[Jultzya]

Originally posted by RoBoTeq
(NO! Don't even go there, there is no one here like that!)

So, which are you referring to?

3somes, group, lesbo's or ???????????????

Just please don't post any nighty pictures, there will be a fight for sure!

[Collin]

Drink a wack of tequila and give Lisa the camera.

[RoBoTeq]

Speaking of cameras, I was just recruited as photographer for the cake ceremony and the gift openings. I got out alive so there is a chance I may survive.

As a sidenote; I went to the basement to see how my rabbit was doing and one of our cats was in his room. The two of them just laid around within a few feet of each other like they were old buds. Time will tell.

Uh-ohhh...I hear loud laughing coming from downstairs. Why is it when I hear a bunch of women laughing I think about witch covens?

[Jultzya]

They are just laughing at you doing whatever your wife tells you to do!

Yes dear, is this ok dear, is that all dear, just let me know if you need me dear... LOL

You're their little pet for the night! LMAO

[RoBoTeq]

If that's all it is, I can handle that. Shhhhh....they are all going to sleep. Can't wait till morning when a house full of different aged females have to share two bathrooms and figure out what's for breakfast.

Good thing there's a cornfield out back I can water.