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Thread: Engineer jokes
11-14-2001, 10:06 PM #1Professional Member
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- Oct 2001
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in an HVAC manufacturing company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our
team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the
The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very
hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.
However, one of our service techs has disappeared. Do any of you know
what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the
others, "Which of you idiots ate the service tech?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders,
Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and YOU
had to go and eat the service tech!"
Hindsight is NOT a plan!
11-15-2001, 06:54 PM #2Regular Guest
- Join Date
- May 2001
I'm going to have some fun with this, thanks!