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Thread: Engineer jokes

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
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    Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in an HVAC manufacturing company.

    During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our
    team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the
    cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the
    other employees".

    The cannibals promised.

    Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very
    hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.

    However, one of our service techs has disappeared. Do any of you know
    what happened to him?"

    The cannibals all shake their heads no.

    After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the
    others, "Which of you idiots ate the service tech?"

    A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
    replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders,
    Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and YOU
    had to go and eat the service tech!"
    Hindsight is NOT a plan!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Posts
    358
    I'm going to have some fun with this, thanks!

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