I was paid a visit from our local authorities lastnight ! I had a little cook out/party yesterday and after 3 gallons of home made rum punch , we decided to have a fireworks show . After about 10-15 big pretty booms and light shows up in the sky , I recieved another light show in the form of police sirens comming down the alley behind my house. I had just lit the fuse on the final and biggest firework of the night when the pig came blaring down my alley ! He got to see a pretty nice light show before chewing me a new a$$hole !! He was cool about it though and did not arrest me or give me a ticket !!