Well all this talk of getting drunk and all I figured I'm gonna try something. I just returned with a bottle of rum and I figured I'd play the stereo at the level of the hour. If for example right now it is in the 6 o clock hour, I'd play it at level 6. Next it will go to seven then eight and so on untill the cops come. Let's see what happens when they get here. Anyone else want to try this with me?
Ok the stereo is up to 7 and still no cops. Actually 2 neighbors girls came over with some Bud for a few, coming back in a while. 2 Rum and Cokes down with a little buzz but still able to type.
Damn, it's not working. I'm up to about 6 Rums and the stereo is up to 8 (it goes to 10) andnothing except the neighbors music got louder. Several people have came over to see if I want to join their party. I must be an effin lightweight because I think I'm finished. The neighbors are partying harder than me!! I'll give 1 more hour and 2 more rums and we'll see what happens.
Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
This guy I work with went to jail last week. He said his wife called the cops. She told the cops that he was disturbing her pease or piece. I don't know which one.
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