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**bootlen** · 09-04-2005, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by otto

Originally posted by bootlen
8. WARNING! Consumption of alcohol may cause you to turn the volume up on the CD player to 8 (or even higher), tell your neighbors to perform impossile sex acts, and take a swing at police officers.

My CD player goes to 11

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See?!

**hvacguy1075** · 09-04-2005, 05:52 PM

pjs
that sound like what happened

**doglips** · 09-04-2005, 06:46 PM

Things Not to Say to a Police Officer:

* I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
* Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
* Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
* Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
* Are You Andy or Barney?
* I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
* You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
* I pay your salary!
* Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
* Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
* I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
* When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

**RoBoTeq** · 09-05-2005, 12:39 AM

well, I don't know any more than anyone else if tat is telling us the whole story, but I do know that some police officers in my area will act like real dicks and would do what tat is claiming.

**James 3528** · 09-05-2005, 12:42 AM

You hate them so bad, I have a feeling you've seen a cops dick.

[Edited by James 3528 on 09-05-2005 at 12:45 AM]

**RoBoTeq** · 09-05-2005, 01:21 AM

Originally posted by James 3528
You hate them so bad, I have a feeling you've seen a cops dick.

[Edited by James 3528 on 09-05-2005 at 12:45 AM]

Nope! Are they different then other peoples?

Senior Tech · 09-05-2005, 02:06 AM

Yah Robo...when I was a cop mine was blue...

**Diceman** · 09-05-2005, 10:44 AM

I spent a night in jail once, damn cops, so sensitive and picking on me, just cause I took a swing at one of em, if I wasn't all drunk I probably would have even hit him.

I spent a day in jail once too, for hitchiking, and that one really wasn't my fault, punk ass cop in Columbus Ohio, don't think he even shaved, arresting us dangerous college kids trying to get home for Thanksgiving.

**James 3528** · 09-05-2005, 10:49 AM

The cop was trying to do your family a favor.

**RoBoTeq** · 09-05-2005, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by senior tech
Yah Robo...when I was a cop mine was blue...

Did you show it to James?

**Diceman** · 09-05-2005, 10:51 AM

I never thought of that.

**James 3528** · 09-05-2005, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by Diceman
I never thought of that.

Robo and the cops dick?

**RoBoTeq** · 09-05-2005, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by Diceman
punk ass cop

This about sums it up for the ones I have had issues with. Don't get me wrong, I have had interactions with more decent police then the punk ass types, but the punk ass types are the ones I spent more time thinking about as I stalked them till I found a way to get even for their inconveniencing me.

By the way, I just may hold the record here for having been in jail the most times with never a conviction. I just would not let these idiots push me around so they usually got frustrated and arrested me.

Then again, I don't think I could count how many times I should have been arrested but wasn't because the cops were more decent then I was at the time.

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