(The wise men of modern thought) adore a god made of putty or of wax - plastic, effeminate, molluscous, with no masculine faculty about him, and no quality that entitles him to the respect of just and honest men, for a being who cannot be angry at wrongdoing is destitute of one of the essential virtues, and a moral Ruler who is not angry with the wicked, and who refuses to punish crime, is not divine. ---Spurgeon
I repair air conditioners to keep people cool when it's 110+ degrees outside.
I repair heaters so people don't freeze to death.
I shut down furnaces that are unsafe to operate.
Make fun of my profession, but dang it, I save lives.
We're awl pawthetic and kweepy and can't get giwrls. That's why we fight wobots.
I still call my wire snips Dikes, my hammer the adjuster, a standard slotted screwdriver I call a "flat", an adjustable wrench is a "Cressent" and adjustable pliers are "channel locks", and locking pliers are "Vise Grips"(regardless of brand)
I r the king of the world!...or at least I get to stand on the roof and look down on the rest of yall