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  1. #1
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    Smile

    Just got home from work 6am. Go to the bedroom, unlock the door. The alarm clock is going off. The wife turns over in the bed and tucks in still asleep. Its dark in the room, but I noticed a 4'long 2x4 laying on my side of the bed. Hummmmm?

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    I can't! I just can't comment yet. This is just too easy and I don't want this thread to be deleted so early in it's life

    Just one question;

    Why are you just getting in at 6:00am?
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    Smile Robo

    It was an all nighter for me.

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    Confused Well its daylight now

    I was going to bed and saw that it wasn't a 2x4, but a 4' long axe handle. It's been nice knowing you guys. Roy

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    It may not be for you.


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    It is there cause she wants it to be there.

    No oroy, no protection = axe handle

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    Roy
    Did you bother to let her know you would be at WORK all night?


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    #1) She felt scared with you not being there and needed some protection

    #2) She was going to knock you upside the head with it

    #3) She was going to tell you to ............... nevermind
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    So you've been replaced by a piece of dead wood

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    Originally posted by pjs
    So you've been replaced by a piece of dead wood
    ================================================== ======

    Wood, nonetheless.
    No reserve. No retreat. No regrets.

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    Originally posted by Carnak


    #3) She was going to tell you to ............... nevermind [/B]

    You'll look like a popsicle!
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    she picked up a woodie
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    It was that last remark you made about having to strap a 2 x 4 to your ass to keep from falling in. Now she just thought if thats what it takes ok there it is .....you get your own piece of rope.

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