Hey "Oil Heads"

[mattm]

This is not a place to sell you things. Please keep them on E-bay. Thank You

BC-1

[Edited by BC1 on 08-24-2005 at 05:13 PM]

[mattm]

Sorry. Thought it would be fun and not be a big deal.

[Dowadudda]

Yeagh, Dontchya Know dat. If you have one more damn outburst MATTM, I am putting you on report, then we'll see whats what.

[mattm]

I was born to be a rebel. At least it aint that old fake haunted bread trick. I hear tell he's even got a hotdog bun now that has even more power than the bread.

[dec]

Hummm now you have me wondering what you were trying to sell. It might not have had anything to due with oil furnaces. Maybe it was a case of brill cream, you know a little dab wil do ya. Or maybe it was a case of rubber caps for your head so your pillow doesnt get greasy at night. Could it have possibly have been a case of trojans...I dont know maybe your HEAD is oily??????? IS it possible that it was a case of wesson oil for cooking and he was trying to get the attention of a chief that has all that oil in his hair from cooking being he never does take a shower. I just dont know what he was trying to sell. GUESS WE MAY NEVER KNOW.

[ricm]

HEY! Where can I get one of those caps for my head to keep my pillow from being greasy?

[dave and julie]

Originally posted by dec
Hummm now you have me wondering what you were trying to sell. It might not have had anything to due with oil furnaces. Maybe it was a case of brill cream, you know a little dab wil do ya. Or maybe it was a case of rubber caps for your head so your pillow doesnt get greasy at night. Could it have possibly have been a case of trojans...I dont know maybe your HEAD is oily??????? IS it possible that it was a case of wesson oil for cooking and he was trying to get the attention of a chief that has all that oil in his hair from cooking being he never does take a shower. I just dont know what he was trying to sell. GUESS WE MAY NEVER KNOW.

A BMW motorcycle, or something related to it.

[mattm]

Originally posted by dec
Hummm now you have me wondering what you were trying to sell.

Well it was on there for like 3 minutes. Lets see if anyone can guess what it was.

[oil lp man]

A can of Dapper Dans hair jel.

[mattm]

Nope.


Hint: It's a tool.

[ricm]

Uhh... maybe a Strap-on Dapper Dan that 'emit's hair gel?

[mattm]

I maybe should be wearing a strap on being that I'm listening to Duran Duran while I'm on here.

[oil lp man]

A tool huh?
How about a shoehorn with a jar of vaseline.

[mattm]

Not a shoehorn but close. It is made of metal. It also comes with accesories.

[oil lp man]

A revolver with bullets.
Sos youz can plug the dirty rat fer callin youz at 030 in da mornin.

[oil lp man]

Give me a hint.
Dammit.

[mattm]

Part of what it is removes a commonly replaced item from an oil burner.

[karsthuntr]

Nozzle wrench?

[ricm]

A Strap-0n nozzle wrench?


Oh... and you will always get good points from Mrs. God for listening to Duran-Duran.

[mattm]

Cave Man guessed it. Also a dozen or so nozzles. and something else???

Wonder what the something else is ???