wife shopping

**bigbird** · 08-23-2005, 09:26 PM

Sunday a drug store/specialty store had a 50% sale.Wife went shopping.
I am now a proud owner of 12 ice chests,15 ice packs,25 cases coke,15 cases bottled water.Such a deal,they`ll all out live me.

**dandyme** · 08-23-2005, 09:30 PM

how many chickens fit in those coolers????????
OR

how many chickens does it take to carry a loaded cooler?????

[Edited by dandyme on 08-23-2005 at 09:33 PM]

**dandyme** · 08-23-2005, 09:31 PM

not sure what happened there.

[Edited by dandyme on 08-23-2005 at 09:34 PM]

**ricm** · 08-23-2005, 09:41 PM

Tell her she's fired. You do all the shopping when it comes to a sale.... maybe show her up and buy 21 spatulas. Maybe THEN she will see the error of her ways...

Ok, ok... what WAS I THINKING!?! They will NEVER see the error of their ways...

**Roscoe** · 08-23-2005, 09:49 PM

At first I thought it said wife Swapping

Shopping Shopping, I got it don't they all do that?

Well you could always fill the coolers with beer and have a party,

ah on second thought she would have to do more shopping, well you could fill them with beer, and have your own party

**Nevada** · 08-24-2005, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by pjs
At first I thought it said wife Swapping

**bigbird** · 08-24-2005, 05:55 PM

Wife swapping? I should be so lucky......

**cehs** · 08-24-2005, 06:12 PM

If I were shopping for a wife,
I would want a good cook.

Kissing don't last, cooking do....

I think she bought too many ice chests.
OR - Was she thinking that your body would NOT fit into just one of those chests?

**bigbird** · 08-24-2005, 06:29 PM

Good point about fitting in ice chests.But here in san jose i`ve read where someone has cut up there wife & stuffed the parts in baggies.Mabe she has plans for me.I was wondering why my life insurance policy is hanging on the refrig.