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  1. 08-23-2005, 10:26 PM #1
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    Sunday a drug store/specialty store had a 50% sale.Wife went shopping.
    I am now a proud owner of 12 ice chests,15 ice packs,25 cases coke,15 cases bottled water.Such a deal,they`ll all out live me.
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  2. 08-23-2005, 10:30 PM #2
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    how many chickens fit in those coolers????????
    OR

    how many chickens does it take to carry a loaded cooler?????

    [Edited by dandyme on 08-23-2005 at 09:33 PM]
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    not sure what happened there.

    [Edited by dandyme on 08-23-2005 at 09:34 PM]
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    Tell her she's fired. You do all the shopping when it comes to a sale.... maybe show her up and buy 21 spatulas. Maybe THEN she will see the error of her ways...

    Ok, ok... what WAS I THINKING!?! They will NEVER see the error of their ways...
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    At first I thought it said wife Swapping

    Shopping Shopping, I got it don't they all do that?

    Well you could always fill the coolers with beer and have a party,


    ah on second thought she would have to do more shopping, well you could fill them with beer, and have your own party
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  6. 08-24-2005, 06:52 PM #6
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    Originally posted by pjs
    At first I thought it said wife Swapping


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  7. 08-24-2005, 06:55 PM #7
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    Wife swapping? I should be so lucky......
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    If I were shopping for a wife,
    I would want a good cook.

    Kissing don't last, cooking do....

    I think she bought too many ice chests.
    OR - Was she thinking that your body would NOT fit into just one of those chests?


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  9. 08-24-2005, 07:29 PM #9
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    Good point about fitting in ice chests.But here in san jose i`ve read where someone has cut up there wife & stuffed the parts in baggies.Mabe she has plans for me.I was wondering why my life insurance policy is hanging on the refrig.
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  10. 08-24-2005, 08:19 PM #10
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    Originally posted by bigbird
    Wife swapping? I should be so lucky......
    I'd be scared that you not only wouldn't be WIFE swapping - She'd be HUSBAND swapping too.... doesn't sound right when you say it like that.
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    Originally posted by bigbird
    Wife swapping? I should be so lucky......
    With my luck I'd reach into the pile of keys and pull out my own.
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