My wife and the crab fest

[coolwhip]

My wife caught the convention email and said I could not go. No respect..I get no respect!


Marriage and kids...what can I do to talk you out of it?

Im doomed...DOOMED!

[RoBoTeq]

Wow! Your user name really does depict you, eh whipped?

[dhvac]

did you tell her that you would be supervised??
might make a difference

[Green Mountain]

Just tell her the aphrodisiac properties of crabs. Then get the in-laws to watch the kids for the weekend. Take your bride to this crab fest you’ll and enjoy martial bliss at least for a week.

If that doesn’t work, threaten to drag her on to the Dr. Phil Show. You’ll have to bring tears to your eyes like only battered husbands can, on national television.

[oroy54]

Let alone going to the convention, Torch head gets her panties in a wad for me spending time on this site! I would love to go also. Just once! When I want some of you know what, and she is balking, I will tell her, "If you give me some now, I'll never ask you again!" She wil normally give in. Hey it's worth a try! Roy

[Diceman]

Life ain't fair sometimes, especially when ya got little kids. Maybe next year.......
She would have had fun too.

[frank shelley]

Originally posted by RoBoTeq
Wow! Your user name really does depict you, eh whipped?

Now thats funny!

[frank shelley]

Originally posted by dhvac
did you tell her that you would be supervised??
might make a difference

Now thats funny too. Now would Dice or James be in charge of that dept??

[James 3528]

Have you brought crabs home bfore?

[RoBoTeq]

Originally posted by frank shelley

Originally posted by dhvac
did you tell her that you would be supervised??
might make a difference

Now thats funny too. Now would Dice or James be in charge of that dept??

James is afraid of socializing with the rest of us, so he won't be in attendance. If I thought there were some way to guilt him into coming, I'd do it

[Green Mountain]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by RoBoTeq

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James is afraid of socializing with the rest of us, so he won't be in attendance. If I thought there were some way to guilt him into coming, I'd do it

If James is going to venture into Yankee country he is probably waiting to come way up North. We got all year to work on him for the 3rd annual. You can't get much farther north then where I am unless you start speaking French. Plus we have a lot of trees for his woo-woos.

[coolwhip]

I would like to go seeing that business is slowing down now. There is all kinds of junk going on here in MI. We have the woodward avenue dream cruise which consists of over 60,000 classic cars criusing woodward along with a million people attending. Its crazy! The cops have armored personal carriers parked every few miles and tons of helicopters flying over head. Aahhhhh..the motor city, you either hate or love it. I will make it next year! I want to see the mugs on some of you charactors. Have fun! and cheers!

[spotts]

Pussy Whipped! Pussy Whipped!
Don't you know your Pussy Whipped?

Scream that in a low voice, you'll get the idea.