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  1. #1

    Hmm

    So, where are all the guys, and their sig others, who after seeing pics and hearing stories about last years gig, said they would be coming to this one??
    Same old same old.
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me! ©

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    Bring Em Home....

  2. #2
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    I can't afford a plane ticket nor the expensive hotel. I'll drive there if someone will put me up.
    R2B4BTU

  3. #3
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    Originally posted by otto
    I can't afford a plane ticket nor the expensive hotel. I'll drive there if someone will put me up.
    Hey otto , you are a vet right ? There is Ft. Mead Army base about 15 minutes outside of Baltimore. You may be able to get a place to crash there. Talk to edmund from here , he is doing that and may be able to put you in contact with who he is dealing with.

  4. #4
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    I know you're all relieved to know that I can't attend the convention.

    So when you're all good and drunk try singing the following
    to the tune of The Eagle's "Lyin' Eyes"


    The pager seemed to go off way too early
    Was snorin' with my hand down on my tool
    But they don't care because to them we're only
    Just another AC fixin fool

    I stumble from the bed my eyes all blurry
    Turnin' on the light to see the phone
    The wife she's there pissin and a moanin'
    Said if this don't stop you're gonna sleep alone

    Call the service and they give me the number
    After callin 3 wrong numbers I get through
    A woman screams "our AC's down, we're dyin'
    And if you don't come right now we're gonna sue

    You can't hide your weasel eyes
    And your kids have flabby thighs
    Thought by now you'd realize
    I've got you by the checkbook, weasel eyes

    On the other side of town I know they're waiting
    With perspiration thick as morning dew
    They're all pissed off and it's me they're blaming
    Cuz I last touched their system in 1992

    When I pull up they're all outside just glaring
    I say 20 minutes flat is real quick time
    Specially since it's 2:30 in the morning
    They say hurry up, you're on our dime

    I say how bout a cup of coffee
    I'm thirsty and can hardly stay awake
    The old man says after we get cold air
    You're free to go and jump in the lake

    You can't hide your weasel eyes
    and your wife has big flabby thighs
    Thought by now you'd realize
    I got you by the checkbook weasel eyes

    I see I'm dealin with some a-holes
    My first thought is to just go drive away
    Then I think that since I'm here already
    The least that I can do is makem pay

    Checked the system in about just forty seconds
    Find a breaker off and it didn't trip
    Said okay folks ya'll can just bend over
    And see just how I put the "R" in rip

    Wrote the ticket in about 15 minutes
    With charges for every little thing
    Eight hundred and forty seven dollars
    Whistled as I wrote cuz I can't sing

    You can't hide your weasel eyes
    And ya'll got flabby thighs
    Way too late ya realized
    I got ya by the checkbook weasel eyes


    Have fun!

    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

  5. #5
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    You guys are a tough crowd. Looks like I've been obnoxious enough to get on lots of ignore lists. I can take a hint.

    Adios
    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

  6. #6
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    Dang "OZO" you wrote a hell of a sweet lenghty tune.
    You need to learn how to get your point across quicker!

    You can't hide your long replies, and your sobs are of thin disguise, thought by now you'd realize. There ain't no way to hide behind Dicemans thighs.
    Watts New, Ohm My, I been Electrically Commutated. Are U2.

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    Otto, you can stay in Dice's room.

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