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    http://www.thewmurchannel.com/news/4815733/detail.html



    BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a Brentwood man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

    According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

    The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

    "Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

    The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

    He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

    Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.


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    I am speechless.

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    [i]"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.
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    F-that!
    If common sense is so common how come so few of us have it!

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    If the key was in it

    I'd of used a screwdriver.
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    "Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.
    I'm sure the locksmith said the same thing. Wonder if there was a special charge for that service call?

    And the thought of a hacksaw being anywhere near...well...no way!

    Otherwise, ROFL!!
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    LOL awesome idea!

    Saw something similar on a tv show a while back (Sanches I think it was). They put a bicycle lock around some guys neck (the kind that's a big U shaped lock). He had it on for several days before the guy that did it pooped the key out (yeah, he swallowed it). lol

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    This should be merged with the Air Force SAC thread they had going.
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    You'd think after that happened you'd give up drinking but this guy gets drunk again and attacks his scrotum with a hacksaw.
    So I have two questions.
    1. At the convention does the first guy to pass out get his nuts locked?
    2. Are any of you good enough friends to cut it off for him?

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    Smile 3:40 am?

    It makes you wonder. With money, sex or drugs, don't let anything suprise you. If your drinking and talking about it. It's going to happen. If you drink, don't think! My hat is off to those that deal with this nonsence.

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    Get out the portable plasma cutter.
    Get back to work.™

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    i was thinking a cutting torch. that's a good story.
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  13. #13
    Originally posted by Noel Murdough
    http://www.thewmurchannel.com/news/4815733/detail.html



    the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.



    I find this kinda hard to believe.
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