list of the all time manager lies... 1)employees are are most important asset. 2)i have an open-door policy. 3)you can earn more money under the new plan. 4)we,reorganizing to better serve our customers. 5)the future is bright. 6)we reward risk-takers. 7)performance will be rewarded. 8)we don,t shoot the messenger. 9)training is a high priority. 10)i haven't heard any rumors. 11)we will review your performance in six months. 12)our people are the best. 13)your input is important to us. 14) and my all time favorite...the new vans will be in next week and you get the first one!