Originally Posted by
thorton
A guy walks into a bar in Tennesse and orders a white wine.
All the rednecks sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
Got it wrong a little.
The bartender says "what does a taxidermist do?"
The Canadian says "We mount animals"
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us". You got it now. Thank you, thank you very much
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