> A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How
> long before I can get a haircut?
>
> The barber looked around the shop full of customers
> and said, 'About 2 hours.'
>
> The guy left.
>
> A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the
> door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
>
> The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About
> 3 hours.'
>
> The guy left.
>
> A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop
> and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
>
> The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an
> hour and a half .
>
> The guy left.
>
> The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob,
> do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps
> asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never
> comes back.'
> A little while later, Bob returned to the shop,
> laughing hysterically.
>
>
> The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he
> leaves?'
>
> Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and
> said,
>
> 'Your house!'