This stuff never happens to you? Am I all by myself? Well I did go to work one morning, I told the guys that I felt bad. I told them that I think that I had been poisoned.
My wife is a brand shopper. She insisted that we only use Hellman's Mayo. I got some cheapo-mayo from Aldis. Put it into the Hellman's jar. She never knew the difference.
"Ha ha, you never knew the difference." said I.
She said,"Ha ha, you have been using sodium free salt for the last 2 years and you didn't know the difference."
Nothing like trust in a marriage.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You wife fixes your lunch?!? What the hell?!?. Were's mine?! My wife doesn't even fix dinner.
On the job a guy opened his lunch and he had a jam sandwitch. Two pices of bread jammed together. Another kept getting potted meat over and over so he complained. The next day he got dog food instead. Your doing fine.
I should have played the g'tar on the MTV. MK
My wife musta heard me. Had Applebee's waiting for me when I got home. All laid out on the dinning room table. I guess I'll keep her for awhile.