I was climbing down a ladder from a roof hatch, in the janitor's room of a three story structure. I was about six rungs from the floor and cut loose a real paint pealer... Still holding my breath, I realized that the woman (a cutie patootie) was right there, telling me she wanted to leave me the key to the janitor's door, as she had to leave to go to the bank.
I stood there, staring at the floor, mumbled my thanks and left the room. She beat me to the door.
I didn't thank God for THAT one... because she's be rolling on the floor of heaven laughing her buns off!