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  1. #27
    When they open the windows, don't space flies get in there?
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me!

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    They have screens. Man, do I have to do all the thinking on this!
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    Do you ever go shopping

    With the wife, Then cut a big one, then walk a few feet away and look at her with shock!!

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    Re: Do you ever go shopping

    Originally posted by rob10
    With the wife, Then cut a big one, then walk a few feet away and look at her with shock!!
    Turn around and say her name out loud first...
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  5. #31
    Originally posted by DeltaT
    They have screens. Man, do I have to do all the thinking on this!
    What about microscopic alien life forms who get in and then grow into huge, ugly creatures who survive on human flesh, what about that....huh??
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    Originally posted by Diceman
    Originally posted by DeltaT
    They have screens. Man, do I have to do all the thinking on this!
    What about microscopic alien life forms who get in and then grow into huge, ugly creatures who survive on human flesh, what about that....huh??
    I think that are known as a sub-fecies called Ex-Wives!
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  7. #33
    Is that nice???????
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    Originally posted by Diceman
    Is that nice???????
    If you ever get one, you'll find out. Luckly for you you're married to a 16 year old by seeing your pictures who must think you have lots of money cause why else would she marry you!

    There is a book out, and it's a kids book, about the history of farting. It's quite educational.

    Still gets to me though that women are suppose to fart just as much as men. They must have mufflers or something.
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    I was climbing down a ladder from a roof hatch, in the janitor's room of a three story structure. I was about six rungs from the floor and cut loose a real paint pealer... Still holding my breath, I realized that the woman (a cutie patootie) was right there, telling me she wanted to leave me the key to the janitor's door, as she had to leave to go to the bank.

    I stood there, staring at the floor, mumbled my thanks and left the room. She beat me to the door.



    I didn't thank God for THAT one... because she's be rolling on the floor of heaven laughing her buns off!

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  10. #36
    The fart actually killed her? Wow, that really was a nasty one.
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    No, no, no... the secratary made it.... no, she got away - likely scarred for life, mind you. No. God was up there giggling like SHE does when someone farts in Church.
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  12. #38
    God is a women???????
    So I guess every natural disaster can be blamed on PMS.
    It makes sense, in a weird sort of way.
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    We haven't talked about alien probes.
    Should we?
    Maybe we shouldn't!
    We are not suppose too!
    But do you ever see little antenna's?
    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers it can bribe the public with the public's own money.
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