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  1. #14
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    Who is God?
    "And remember my sentimental friend......that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others" - Wizard of Oz.

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    Originally posted by bigbird
    You have to have a permit to fart in san jose.
    Bird......is it true chickins can't fart?

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    There was a story about Qween Elizabeth being at a ceremony and one of the horses farted. She turned to the dignitary next to her and said oh i'm so sorry. He turns to her and jokingly says oh it's OK at first I thought it was the horse.


    One time I was getting off of the elevator and let a real bad one go. Two of my guys were in the elevator still going up. A very attractive women got on and as the doors close I look back to see these two horified looks. Man did I have a great laugh, they said the women was glaring at them.
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    Did you thank God as you got off the elevator?
    See what I mean..........
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    Originally posted by benncool
    That is another one of the pleasures of scuba diving. It is so much easier to fart because of the external pressure on your intestines. Plus it is fun trying to figure out which bubble is which.

    Oh thats easy. The fart bubbles are the tan ones!
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    Y'all are watchin too many SouthPark episodes....
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    Originally posted by benncool
    That is another one of the pleasures of scuba diving. It is so much easier to fart because of the external pressure on your intestines. Plus it is fun trying to figure out which bubble is which.
    Doesn't this bring up the question about 'Does a fart smell under water?' Ya know, something like does a tree make noise when it falls down if no one is there to hear it?
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    I know for a fact trees make a HUGE noise when they fall.

    Whether I'm there or not, it's loud. Unless it's a tiny tiny tree of course.
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  9. #22
    Originally posted by spotts
    Originally posted by benncool
    That is another one of the pleasures of scuba diving. It is so much easier to fart because of the external pressure on your intestines. Plus it is fun trying to figure out which bubble is which.

    Oh thats easy. The fart bubbles are the tan ones!
    I was going to say the bubbles out the mask was air and the ones out your belt were the tan ones!!

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    Talking

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    Passin da gas,
    From me to you !!!
    P.S-don't know if they smell under water but have verified they DO smell when they reach the surface !!!
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    What about astronauts? When they fart in their space suits, do they have tiny Ionic Breathes in there or what, that could be bad.
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    Originally posted by Diceman
    What about astronauts? When they fart in their space suits, do they have tiny Ionic Breathes in there or what, that could be bad.
    I watched an episod on Mr Rogers on this very subject. The astronauts open up one of the windows and let it out or the space craft could never return to earth again cause a fart is lighter than air and you can prove that to yourself by farting right now and you will notice that it rise and goes right past your nose and sometime you pass out from the smell and that is why your head is so lightheaded from the gas that goes back inside your head and fills up the empty space that must be there cause your set around and think about how farts would make you explode or your belly button would pop out if you didn't fart. There.
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