It occured to me if we didn't fart we most likely would die. Either that or our belly button would erupt like a volcano every so often and that wouldn't be pretty.
Consider the delicate condtion in which we exist, the intricate interaction among our organs, brain, muscles and nerves. Cancer is merely a bunch of cells that won't stop, without bacteria and teeny micro-oranisms our life would be a mess.
Everyone farts, the super models, the leaders of countries, even the pope has to blast one occasionaly. So, next time, bow your head and say thank you God, without this fart I wouldn't be here. If you really feel in the spiritual mood,indulge in a 6 pack and some beans.
We could start a new fad, even if no one hears it, a simple thank you should be said, it's only right.