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    If we were born with our noses upside down would we drown in a rain storm?

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    What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?
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    Good question otto,i`ll have to think that one out.

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    What if we crapped out of our mouth and breathed through our butts??

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    I think you guys are bored, but funny

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    Now we would look funny wearing underwear on our head & a ciggerrett in our butt,

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    We would be extinct, even a chicken has his nose attached the right way.
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    I`m already extinct.

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    Originally posted by mattm
    What if we crapped out of our mouth and breathed through our butts??
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    More like Karl Rove I think............
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    OK what is going on here. If you are in a closed room with a large leaking system get out before brain damamge.
    Old snipes don't die they just loose their steam

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    Originally posted by snipe70e
    OK what is going on here. If you are in a closed room with a large leaking system get out before brain damamge.
    I've been preaching that one for a few years, but, of course, no one listens to Dave.

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    Gators Have Noses Upside Down And They Don't Drown!!!!.....And Think Chickens Crap Out A Egg Every Day...They Don't Drown......Chickens Will Always Around....What Is The National Bird In Grand Cayman?.....Chickens Of Course....Yes They Are Every Ware....The Docks.....The Supermarkets.....BK....Hosptial....Air Port....Gas Stations.....7 Mile Beach.....The Only Place Where Chickens Out Number Tourist 3 To 1......More Chickens Than Cats...Dogs.....You Want Fresh Eggs...Open A Condensing Unit.
    Refrigeration...Finding the Wright Wrench to pound in the correct..Screw

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