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  1. #1
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    READ THE FOLLOWING SIX STATEMENTS AND THE CONCLUSION THEY LEAD TO:

    l. The sport of choice for the urban poor is:
    BASKETBALL
    2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is:
    BOWLING
    3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is:
    FOOTBALL
    4. The sport of choice for supervisors is:
    BASEBALL
    5. The sport of choice for middle management is:
    TENNIS
    6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is:
    GOLF

    CONCLUSION:
    The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

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    7. The sport of choice for politicians is:
    CANASTA.

    Canasta, takes no balls at all.

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    Talking I can not help this.

    IN Canada

    Hockey and Curling


    No Balls?

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    James, You got to stop agitating the Canadians. We are already at war with one nation.

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    When Collin gets back from his Bar-B-Que install he will answer that

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    Talking No barbecue James

    But this week we will have installed three woodstoves, 1 stainless liner system, 1 metal chimney, finished the plumbing at a 10,000 sq. foot retail outlet, started another commercial project, continued to work on a customers garage which will have in-floor heating, finish running the gas pipe for a 12 suite job and tomorrow I get to sign off on a 90% furnace and duct job we did.
    And after all that I dare you to step on the ice with me for a little friendly game of hockey.
    Better bring a big stick mint julip boy.

    [Edited by Collin on 11-01-2001 at 09:43 PM]

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    After all that work

    I think Collin will be tired to play hockey. Hey C man, are you a registered master plumber?
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me! ©

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    Bring Em Home....

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    Talking Master Plumber

    Well, I changed a lav faucet yesterday and I am master of my domain, so does that count?

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    Talking

    Depends on what you are calling your domain.

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    Cool Canadians

    This just proves that canadians have no balls....

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    Hey new guy

    Don't make me tell the story of when I ripped my jeans.
    And speaking of no balls, I believe a lot of girls ride Triumphs.

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    Frown Canadians

    your right girls do ride triumphs....really, really big ones....with balls.....

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    Talking Buy a new belt

    Besides tell the truth you ripped your jeans bending over,... you just need a belt and suspenders....but how does that go never trust a man who cant trust his belt

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