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10-26-2001, 08:57 PM #1
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READ THE FOLLOWING SIX STATEMENTS AND THE CONCLUSION THEY LEAD TO:
l. The sport of choice for the urban poor is:
BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is:
BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is:
FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is:
BASEBALL
5. The sport of choice for middle management is:
TENNIS
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is:
GOLF
CONCLUSION:
The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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11-01-2001, 03:26 PM #2
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7. The sport of choice for politicians is:
CANASTA.
Canasta, takes no balls at all.
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11-01-2001, 03:43 PM #3
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I can not help this.
IN Canada
Hockey and Curling
No Balls?
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11-01-2001, 04:46 PM #4
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James, You got to stop agitating the Canadians. We are already at war with one nation.
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11-01-2001, 05:03 PM #5
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When Collin gets back from his Bar-B-Que install he will answer that
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11-01-2001, 09:28 PM #6
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No barbecue James
But this week we will have installed three woodstoves, 1 stainless liner system, 1 metal chimney, finished the plumbing at a 10,000 sq. foot retail outlet, started another commercial project, continued to work on a customers garage which will have in-floor heating, finish running the gas pipe for a 12 suite job and tomorrow I get to sign off on a 90% furnace and duct job we did.
And after all that I dare you to step on the ice with me for a little friendly game of hockey.
Better bring a big stick mint julip boy.
[Edited by Collin on 11-01-2001 at 09:43 PM]
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11-01-2001, 10:30 PM #7
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After all that work
I think Collin will be tired to play hockey. Hey C man, are you a registered master plumber?
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11-03-2001, 04:57 PM #8
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Well, I changed a lav faucet yesterday and I am master of my domain, so does that count?
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11-03-2001, 06:51 PM #9
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Depends on what you are calling your domain.
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11-06-2001, 07:45 PM #10
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This just proves that canadians have no balls....
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11-06-2001, 07:56 PM #11
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Hey new guy
Don't make me tell the story of when I ripped my jeans.
And speaking of no balls, I believe a lot of girls ride Triumphs.
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11-06-2001, 08:15 PM #12
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your right girls do ride triumphs....really, really big ones....with balls.....
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11-06-2001, 08:20 PM #13
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Buy a new belt
Besides tell the truth you ripped your jeans bending over,... you just need a belt and suspenders....but how does that go never trust a man who cant trust his belt
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