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  1. #1
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    Aug 2002
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    My tire was thumping.

    I thought it was flat

    When I looked at the tire...

    I noticed your cat.


    Heard your wife left you,

    How upset you must be.

    But don't fret about it...

    She moved in with me.

    Looking back over the years

    that we've been together,

    I can't help but wonder...

    "What the hell was I thinking?"

    Congratulations on your wedding day!

    Too bad no one likes your husband.

    I've always wanted to have

    someone to hold,

    someone to love.

    After having met you ..

    I've changed my mind.

    I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

    I never believed in Hell until I met you.

    As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

    That you're not here to ruin it for me.

    Congratulations on your promotion.

    Before you go...

    Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

    You'll probably need it again.

    Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

    Almost Lifelike!

    When we were together,

    you always said you'd die for me.

    Now that we've broken up,

    I think it's time you kept your promise.

    We have been friends for a very long time ..

    let's say we stop?

    I'm so miserable without you

    it's almost like you're here.

    Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

    Did you ever find out who the father was?

    Your friends and I wanted to do

    something special for your birthday.

    So we're having you put to sleep.

    So your daughter's a hooker,

    and it spoiled your day.

    Look at the bright side,

    it's really good pay.

  2. #2
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    Feb 2003
    S.W. PA
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    I was going to get you a nice gift for your birthday
    But you still haven’t used the burial plot I bought you last year

  3. #3
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    May 2005
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    I must say you look Great!!

    now, on my birthday, you must also say that i look great!

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