A retired marine drill seargent and a retired navy captain were sitting in a bar engaging in casual conversation. The ex-marine was telling the navy captain how “mean” you have to be to be a marine. All of the sudden the marine hauled of and hit the captain in the adams apple, knocking him off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The marine told him “now see that there, that was a Karate chop from Japan”. The navy captain didn’t say word, he just picked himself up and sat back down.

They continued in conversation and then all of the sudden the marine hauled off and struck the captain on the back of his neck just above his shoulders; again knocking him to the ground.

The marine told him “now see that there, that was a Kung Fu chop from China”. The navy captain didn’t say word, he just picked himself up and sat back down.

They continued in conversation when the marine hauled off and punched the captain in the chest; again knocking him to the ground.

The marine told him “now see that, that there was a Taekwondo punch from Korea ”. The navy captain didn’t say word, he just picked himself up and walked out of the bar.

The navy captain returned about five minutes later and struck the marine in the back of his head with a piece of steel, knocking him to the ground and leaving him out cold.

The navy captain then turned towards the bartender and said “when he wakes up tell him that I said that was a tire iron from Sears”.