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06-25-2005, 02:42 PM #40
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Originally posted by bigbird
Drink carefully & don`t do what i did.I started on friday night & the next thing i remember is waking up MONDAY morning in bed with a 350 pounder & lost my car somewhare in san jose.
Hope the 350 pounders name was'nt BOB
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06-25-2005, 03:22 PM #41
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No,i called her two ton teresa.
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06-25-2005, 03:38 PM #42
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i've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but i've woken up with a few.
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06-25-2005, 04:16 PM #43
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Herd that!Originally posted by billva
i've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but i've woken up with a few.
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06-25-2005, 10:20 PM #44
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I shave my head, I dont look sick. What was this your 50th year reunion?Originally posted by James 3528
All jokes aside. The shaved head bald thing is the worst part. You can't tell if they are bald or sick.Originally posted by Diceman
I hate HS reunions, all those old, fat, bald people there............
Maybe shaving my head is not a good idea, but I am to big to look like I am on chemo, I should be safe!
Funny how you call all those people "old" when you graduated the same time as them! LOLLive each day like it is your last, for one day you will be right!
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06-25-2005, 10:38 PM #45
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Kept mine shaved last summer
The only problem?? The black guys thought I looked like a skin head neo-nazi!!
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06-25-2005, 10:44 PM #46
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Re: Kept mine shaved last summer
ROFL Rob!!!! I had the same problem!!!!!Originally posted by rob10
The only problem?? The black guys thought I looked like a skin head neo-nazi!!
Live each day like it is your last, for one day you will be right!
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06-25-2005, 10:51 PM #47
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LOL!!
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06-25-2005, 10:58 PM #48
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Drinkin.......
Rita's tonight. Premix tastin good!!!!!!!!!!
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06-26-2005, 01:15 AM #49
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Re: Kept mine shaved last summer
I was thinking more like a dick with ears.Originally posted by rob10
The only problem?? The black guys thought I looked like a skin head neo-nazi!!
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06-26-2005, 06:15 AM #50
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56 and not balding and no gray (no sh*t)
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
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06-26-2005, 07:57 AM #51
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That must be a high price toupee.Originally posted by ozone drone
56 and not balding and no gray (no sh*t)
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06-26-2005, 08:01 AM #52
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AND HOW IS EVERYONE THIS MORNING!!!WAKE UP!!!....hehehe BC powders and tomatoe juice will help.
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