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  1. #40
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    Originally posted by bigbird
    Drink carefully & don`t do what i did.I started on friday night & the next thing i remember is waking up MONDAY morning in bed with a 350 pounder & lost my car somewhare in san jose.


    Hope the 350 pounders name was'nt BOB

  2. #41
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    No,i called her two ton teresa.

  3. #42
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    i've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but i've woken up with a few.

  4. #43
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    Originally posted by billva
    i've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but i've woken up with a few.
    Herd that!

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    Originally posted by James 3528
    Originally posted by Diceman
    I hate HS reunions, all those old, fat, bald people there............
    All jokes aside. The shaved head bald thing is the worst part. You can't tell if they are bald or sick.
    I shave my head, I dont look sick. What was this your 50th year reunion?

    Maybe shaving my head is not a good idea, but I am to big to look like I am on chemo, I should be safe!

    Funny how you call all those people "old" when you graduated the same time as them! LOL
    Live each day like it is your last, for one day you will be right!

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    Kept mine shaved last summer

    The only problem?? The black guys thought I looked like a skin head neo-nazi!!

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    Re: Kept mine shaved last summer

    Originally posted by rob10
    The only problem?? The black guys thought I looked like a skin head neo-nazi!!
    ROFL Rob!!!! I had the same problem!!!!!
    Live each day like it is your last, for one day you will be right!

  8. #47
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    LOL!!

  9. #48
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    Drinkin.......




    Rita's tonight. Premix tastin good!!!!!!!!!!

  10. #49
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    Re: Kept mine shaved last summer

    Originally posted by rob10
    The only problem?? The black guys thought I looked like a skin head neo-nazi!!
    I was thinking more like a dick with ears.

  11. #50
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    56 and not balding and no gray (no sh*t)
    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

  12. #51
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    Originally posted by ozone drone
    56 and not balding and no gray (no sh*t)
    That must be a high price toupee.

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    AND HOW IS EVERYONE THIS MORNING!!!WAKE UP!!!....hehehe BC powders and tomatoe juice will help.

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