An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to
a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of
car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the doctor
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,
all right.... but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 150 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer !
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH!
whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 180
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and
passes the Moped at 200 mph and he's feeling pretty good until he looks
inhis mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
TheFerrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do !
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there
anything I can do for you ?"
The old man whispers,
"Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!"
I just about busted a gut on that one
I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.
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