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    Caution: Bad pun ahead

    At a zoo I used to work at, the porpoises were, ahem, a bit randy. There was a glass enclosure for all to see

    The admin heard that feeding them a seagull would tamper their friskiness.

    So, the keeper grabbed a seagull and headed out to the porpoise area. Taking a short-cut and crossing thru the lion's den. (Lions had just been fed and were dozing).

    As the keeper approached the porpoise enclosure, the FBI pounced on the keeper and took him away in handcuffs.

    Why: Because he crossed a staid lion with a gull for immoral porpoises.

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    I don't know what is more funny- the pun or knowing there will be many guys reading it 10+ times and still not getting it. Hint for those guys... think three stooges talk.

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    I forgot to make reference to:.............. under provisions of the 1937 Mann Act. It was supposed to follow "handcuffs"

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    the title is appropriate
    It`s better to be silent and thought the fool; than speak and remove all doubt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sysint View Post
    I don't know what is more funny- the pun or knowing there will be many guys reading it 10+ times and still not getting it. Hint for those guys... think three stooges talk.
    thanks for saving me the nine.

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    Got it. Finally.


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    "This is gettin' on my noives!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by pdrake65 View Post
    "This is gettin' on my noives!"

    Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.

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    Do not quit your day job.
    If you really know how it works, you have an execellent chance of fixin' er up!

    Tomorrow is promised to no one...

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