I remember seeing a painting for sale at the local art museum. It was an oil painting of a big black circle on a white background and they were asking like 90,000 for it. At least a macrame penis takes some effort.
Yep, I went through an art gallery displaying modern art pieces like the black circle on white background. One was just red with a darker red swatch across it. The woman talking about the paintings was telling us how the brush strokes and thicknesses of the paint were what differentiated these works and gave them their genius touch.