MY TOWN

[bigbird]

I sure live in a lovely place, san jose. The other night same guy gets in a fight with his girlfriend so he kills her, cuts her up in little pieces & places them in plastic bags in the back seat of his car. GREAT PLACE TO LIVE.

[markco]

We had a guy here in Minnesota about 20 years ago, did the same thing, but tried to put her through the garbage disposal. Probably should have never called the plumber when it got plugged up.

[vmc1161]

Dice is selling her liver on EBay, he's trying to pass it off as haunted bread. If her family wants it back they should put in a bid.

[ralphtheplumber]

The house I used to live in backed up to John Wayne Gacy's house.

[Green Mountain]

It must be something in the air. Even folks in our town are going nuts. This was in the paper this morning---

Moose is beheaded

By JENNIFER HUBERDEAU
Staff Writer

BENNINGTON -- Vandals carried away a Moosefest moose sometime early Wednesday morning, leaving its headless fiberglass carcass to be found among the cars at Jelly's Auto Sales in Pownal.

"This is the first official major damage of one of the 57 moose. There is a $1,000 reward being offered for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible," said Timothy R. Corcoran, chief of Moosefest security and town clerk, at a press conference Wednesday morning. "While this is a negative act, it does not deter the energy of the event. We are going to make every attempt to repair the moose."

[Edited by benncool on 06-09-2005 at 01:43 PM]

[vmc1161]

BEENCOOL: Why dont you lend them your head, it's only for a short time. Nobody will notice especially if you dont shave for a few days before. You might want to ditch the glasses. I cant believe anyone would try and steal your head, you know something has to have value to get stolen.

[mattm]

Originally posted by bigbird
he kills her, cuts her up in little pieces & places them in plastic bags in the back seat of his car.

Well his logic was.....If he ever wants a piece he just reaches in the back seat and gets what he wants.

[RoBoTeq]

Hmmm...some poor dumb Vermont boy is probably very confused about the term "moose head".

Is it a beer?

Is it a sex act? (Not according to president Clinton!)

[control_noob]

Originally posted by RoBoTeq
Hmmm...some poor dumb Vermont boy is probably very confused about the term "moose head".

Is it a beer?

Is it a sex act? (Not according to president Clinton!)

Clinton had "pig face", not moose head.

[HVAC Pro]

Originally posted by control_noob

Originally posted by RoBoTeq
Hmmm...some poor dumb Vermont boy is probably very confused about the term "moose head".



Is it a beer?

Is it a sex act? (Not according to president Clinton!)

Clinton had "pig face", not moose head.

I would have let her!

[ice machine undertaker]

Originally posted by benncool
It must be something in the air. Even folks in our town are going nuts. This was in the paper this morning---

Moose is beheaded

By JENNIFER HUBERDEAU
Staff Writer

BENNINGTON -- Vandals carried away a Moosefest moose sometime early Wednesday morning, leaving its headless fiberglass carcass to be found among the cars at Jelly's Auto Sales in Pownal.

"This is the first official major damage of one of the 57 moose. There is a $1,000 reward being offered for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible," said Timothy R. Corcoran, chief of Moosefest security and town clerk, at a press conference Wednesday morning. "While this is a negative act, it does not deter the energy of the event. We are going to make every attempt to repair the moose."

[Edited by benncool on 06-09-2005 at 01:43 PM]

http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/108854.html

I hope benny keeps us posted on the outcome of the trial.

Fred

[doglips]

I live so deep in the hood that Rap stars wont visit without a police escort.


COCOA COMMUNITY PROFILE
http://www.epodunk.com/cgi-bin/genIn...?locIndex=8424

The estimated population, in 2003, was 16,429.

Crime: The number of violent crimes recorded by the FBI in 2003 was 442. The violent crime rate was 26.5 per 1,000 people.

[Edited by doglips on 08-15-2005 at 07:25 AM]

[Dowadudda]

Try Inner Detroit one day. You aint seen nothing till you seen the jungle. There are places that cops refuse to patrol it is so dangerous. Places look just like bombed out places you see on TV from Iraq.